This is a family blog, so this is a hard story to tell. To keep things clean, all f-bombs that would otherwise end up in this story will be replaced by flipping.
Robert Ritchie aka Kid Rock supported Mitt Romney in the last election, but in a recent interview with Rolling Stone, he blames Republicans for passing laws that make it hard to sell concert tickets cheaply. This would be, of course, because Republicans are in league with Big Ticket.
Kid says that this is “one of the times I’m flipping embarrassed to be a Republican…it’s flipping Republican lawmakers passing those laws…”
Also, his righteous rage extends to Ticketmaster, who has the gall to charge $5 per ticket for the service they provide. Kid explains, “They’re taking a flipping five-dollar service charge…It’s 25 percent of the flipping ticket! That’s flipped up!”
Mitt Romney, once appreciative of Kid’s support, lashed out in response, “Kid Rock is flipping crazy! Who does he flipping think he is? Why is he flipping blaming Republicans for high concert ticket prices? I can’t believe this guy flipping supported me! Hey, Kid Rock, you’re flipping 42 years old! Stop calling yourself Kid. And learn how to properly wear a flipping fedora properly!”
OK, Mitt didn’t really say that. We know this for several reasons, not the least of which is that Mitt knows more than one adjective, and most of them don’t begin with “f.”
Chill out Kid. I’m pretty sure we have bigger fish to fry in this country than a $5 service charge on concert tickets, but it’s nice to see that you are helping to contribute to the elevation of political discourse.… Satisfy your yearning to read moreContinue Reading...